Humor is our most enjoyable form of truth.
JUST FOR FUN
And now for something completely different.
– Monty Python’s Flying Circus
Everyone knows what happened.
Here’s the true story of the Trump vs. baby controversy in their own words:
Tell me what happened.
Well, you know how it is, after feeling claustrophobic for so long, I just had to get out.
“Mom, can we go to the Trump rally?”
I wanted to see if he really had orange hair.
He does. Look at this picture.
To be honest, the rally was a little boring.
They only let me in because I dressed Republican.
And frankly, I wasn’t having a good time.
I couldn’t even get tickets!
His security people built a wall to keep me out.
He wouldn’t even let me in the country.
Well, believe it or not, Trump kicked me out!
Wow! What a bastard!
I was stunned.
I felt so dirty.
I wanted to cry some more.
There was so much stress.
I almost went back to my chocolate bar addiction.
But then I thought, “I’m not the one acting like a clown.”
I told my mom, “I’ll handle this.”
After all, it’s his problem!
So, I closed my eyes and imagined my revenge.
I was so determined…
I got moving immediately.
First, I told a friend, who couldn’t believe it either.
Then, my friends told their friends.
Everyone spread the word.
They encouraged me to go to the press.
So, I talked to the youngest reporters I could find at the Times, the Post and the Tribune.
I even went to the foreign press.
Front page, baby!
Wow! We’re so proud of you.
So was my dad when I told him.
But, it was an exhausting day!
“Who’s the king now, Donald?”
I love this story. Tell it again.
All photos CC0 Public Domain from Pixabay
Parting Funny: When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: ‘Fetch!.’ – Bruce Lansky
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